Assassin's Creed COMPLETED

I totally forgot this game was even on the list o_O

Progress for January 28, 2011 - Super Mario Sunshine - COMPLETED

Woo.. beat it today. Bowser was really easy, but some of the stars in this game were just fucking evil.

Progress for January 21, 2011 - Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - COMPLETED

Why did Ganondorf have to be in this game? He has no bearing on anything. He's just shamelessly horned in for continuity purposes. Why does Nintendo have to continually retell the same story rather than giving us something new?

This game was absolutely spectacular, but I have to take off a half a star simply because of Ganondorf.

4.5/5

Full review... at some point. If anyone cares.

Progress for November 11, 2010 - Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Okay... I was REALLY enjoying this game.
REALLY.
I've been playing it for hours on end, I've put over 30 hours into it, more than half of them in the last week alone. The level design, the music, even the control to an extent (playing on the wii) the art style, everything was absolutely wonderful. Combat is fast and visceral, and locking is more or less simple and responsive. I was actually dreading stopping for the night because of how much I wanted to keep playing, and that's after already sitting for almost 5 hours straight.
I was even loving the story. The dark twisted storyline that seemed to set itself apart completely from other games in the series.

And then they name-dropped.
As soon as they mentioned Ganondorf, I lost all interest in continuing.
I don't know why he's in this game. None of the other characters from the previous games are, except for Zelda and Link. But that's a given. I don't see why they had to cornhole Ganondorf into the game for continuity purposes. The game already HAS a villain: Zant. Why do they need another one?

Yeah, I'll keep playing. but seriously. GTFO my game Ganondorf :(

Progress for November 2, 2010 - Kingdom Hearts

Whose brilliant idea was it to hide the fucking difficulty setting? Apparently I have to play this game for TWENTY-THREE MORE LEVELS before I actually start make any progress in terms of my character's strength.

Fuck you, Disney. You took what should have been an excellent game and completely shit all over it.

Kingdom Hearts can suck my ass.

Progress for October 25, 2010 - Kingdom Hearts

Nobody cares. Been playing it. About 15 hours in. Level 26.
Progress will be slow for a bit while I work on other projects.
Progress is really slow for FF8 as well. I'm about halfway into disc 2.

I want to play something more action-oriented next.. any suggestions?

Progress for October 2, 2010 - Eternal Darkness - COMPLETED

Wheee! Well, technically. This game was fun as hell. But I still need to play through it 2 more times to get the true ending. I guess that'll be something to add to the 100% list.